Who needs sleep?

November 30, 2009 at 12:29 am (1L)

…is not just the name of one of my favorite Barenaked Ladies songs.

It’s a question I was tempted to ask myself in a scoffing voice earlier tonight.  I left the library around 9:30 to go to bed early since I have to get up early and then…I realized I was WIDE AWAKE.  ::hangs head::  I’ve gotta force myself to get 7 hrs of sleep a night, otherwise it could be a very angry and grumpy couple of weeks.

Who needs sleep? Tell me, what’s that for? Be happy with what you’re getting; there’s a guy who’s been awake since the Second World War.

Here’s lookin’ at you, Finals.

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And exhale

November 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm (1L)

So, it’s 7pm on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.  For the past 22 years of my life, that Saturday has been spent at home [more or less] eating leftovers of my mom’s stuffing, asking her to make turkey salad so I can have endless turkey salad sandwiches, and generally wasting time.

That was all before the world changed.  And by that, I mean before I started law school.

Right now, I’m in the library.  Don’t worry though, I’m not all by myself.  No, oh no.  There are a handful of other people here – mostly 1Ls from what I can tell – on my floor alone.  Now generally, I don’t get on any websites other than gmail, Lexis, and Westlaw because I tend I feel like if someone walks by and sees me on facebook, I’ll be judged.  ::shrug::  But, I decided my brain is fried, I miss my blog, and I miss thinking “out loud.” So here we go.

First, has anyone else noticed it’s going to be DECEMBER on Tuesday? For most people this isn’t a big deal.  For 1Ls, it’s means zomgicanfinallyapplyforjobsfornextsummer we can start submitting applications for summer employment.  I don’t know about anyone else, but finding a job has been the last thing on my mind.  On a meta level, it’s always on my mind – I need to get good grades, I need to be involved in things, and I generally need to not suck so that way I can graduate, get a good job [hopefully with the JAG Corps] and help people.  But, on a real-world level, I haven’t really thought about it too much.  I have a resume that looks okay, and luckily I jumped in and got involved in all kinds of neat things this semester.  I don’t have any writing samples [well, what I think should be writing samples] but I’m sure I could find something from undergrad and fix it up [I wrote several substantial papers] or make something.  I don’t have a cover letter for anything, and I don’t have something I’m dying to do over the summer.  In short, I feel like one giant employment failure.

I know people who are ready to submit all their materials as soon as the clock turns 12 on Dec 1.  I know people who are just dying to be judicial interns over the summer.  I know people who want to do Biglaw Bigfirm, and I know people who can’t wait to start walking the streets and helping everyone they see.  Maybe it’s a function of being a military kid, but I’ve always been a “bloom where you’re planted” kind of person.  I try to do the best I can, where I am, while I’m there, with what I have.  And that’s it.  Whatever job I end up with, I’ll find a way to be happy and I’ll find something interesting about it, and I’ll learn something.  Is that perhaps why I haven’t been doing so much intense job-application prep?  To further my feelings of job-prospect-failure, I haven’t made an appointment to talk to the Career Services people yet.  I’m hoping I’ll be able to see someone this week or the next.  We’ll see how things go.

Second, finals are next week.  Well, they start on December 7th, so they’re techncially a week and one day away.  ::GASP:: Is it bad that I’m not flipping out? I feel like flipping out won’t help, so it’s not on my list of things to do.  I’ve finished both my Civ Pro and Torts outlines, and I’m working on the Contracts one [that was my project for today; if I can keep my eyes open, I'm going to finish it before I go to bed].  After that, it’s just review, E&E, practice test, review, rinse, and repeat.  My finals are spaced a decent ways apart [one 12/8, one 12/10, one 12/15] so that helps too.  Jansen wrote a fantastic post about McGyver and the art of ass-busting.  He talks about how the point of this law school thing it to learn to work hard, be professional, and graduate.  Favorite line: “The point is not being able to make a rocket out of a ballpoint pen and a paper clip better than the next guy, but to be able to make the rocket out of the ballpoint pen.”  I can’t think of a better way to put it.  I mean, first of all  – who doesn’t love a good McGyver reference? I mean, if he were around, I’d just give him a shirt that said “Department of Ass-Kicking and Taking Names” and a year’s supply of string and paper clips, and then I’d call it a day.  But really, truer words were never spoken.  We’re here to learn to work hard for the sake of working hard.  That’s what a curve does.  Some kid has to be at the bottom, some kid has to be at the top, and most of us will float around in the middle.  Since the odds are technically that we’ll end up in the middle anyway, all the freaking out and the not sleeping don’t really do a whole lot.  I saw that when I was an engineering major at A&M.  Our first year, we had 8 core classes, they were all graded on a curve, and they were all HARD.  I learned the only thing I can do is do the best I can with what I’ve got.  So I don’t get an A in every class [WHAT?!?].   So I don’t graduate with a ridiculously high GPA [even though the average of the forced curve at UT is a B+].  I’ll know how to do good, thorough work, and even if I don’t know all the anwers, I’ll know how to find them.  That’s what lawyers are supposed to do, right? I think the best answer I ever gave in an interview [for a job I got], was the following: Q – “Do you know how to use Microsoft Access?” A- “No sir, but I can learn.”  In other words, I may not know right this second, but I’ll learn, I’ll get the job done, and I’ll do my best to get it done right the first time.

At the end of the day, I go to one of the best law schools in the country.  I have amazing professors, brilliant classmates, and more resources than I know what to do with.  At the end of the day, I’m really lucky to be where I’m at, and few people will look poorly upon me for doing the best I can.  [Oh, you went to UT and only graduated with a 3.10? Psh.  Well, keep on keepin' on kiddo, you'll find a job someday.]  Odds are [no really, statistically speaking, they are] that I’ll pass the bar exam and find a job.  Will I get to do stuff like McGyver? Well, no.  But, I do have a lot of colored paper clips to make the things I do get to do more fun.  I think what’s important is not that I get to be McGyver, but that I get to be someone else’s McGyver.  Once upon a time ago, I said that the legal profession is an inherently service oriented one.  I am not here to be a lawyer for myself.  If I needed a lawyer, I could get one [theoretically].  I’m here to learn how to be someone else’s lawyer, and I want that person to feel like they have an excellent lawyer who cares about them.

So, future client – I won’t bring it up at our first meeting, or probably ever, but you’re why I’m here, at the library, at 8 pm the Saturday after Thanksgiving.  You’re why I am going to learn more useless facts than I’ve ever learned in my entire life [did you know that a hay stack could spontaneously ignite?].  You’re why I’m going to live on PB&J for the next three years.  And, it’s okay if you’re Giant Corporation, Inc. or if you’re an abuelita who doesn’t speak English.  It doesn’t matter if you expect all this from me and don’t care ["Why are you complaining? You're getting paid aren't you?"] or if you wouldn’t even know where to begin to try and figure out what the heck it is I really do.  Eventually, I’m going to be responsible to you and for your case.  I’m here to learn how to do that in the best way possible.  I’m just writing this all down now because I know it might be tempting to forget it in the future.

And future employer – you’re also why I’m doing all these things.  Eventually, I’m going to be responsible to you as well.  I am going to be a representative of your firm or company or agency and my work will reflect upon you and everything that you do.  I am here doing my best to learn how not to screw that up.  I don’t know how to do a whole lot of anything useful yet, but I’m going to learn, and I’m going to learn the best and most that I can so I can be worth the money and experience I get from you.

It’s easy to feel overwhelmed, and sometimes I think we all feel a little bit underwhelmed too.  I mean, really – how exciting are option contracts? ::headdesk::  It’s also easy to forget the whole point of this law school adventure.  Hopefully over the next two weeks I’ll remember it and I’ll manage to keep my head on straight.

And:

exhale.

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Blog Scam: FAIL

November 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm (Blog)

Hello my happy go-lucky readers and fellow bloggers,  I’ve got a little story for ya.

A few weeks ago, I received an email from a Mr. Michael Foti claiming to be Director of Marketing for PhontoPhone, Inc.  He said they were running a campaign to highlight some of the top blogs on the internet and that after reviewing mine, they’d like for me to put this banner on my page [they included the code] and to email a response when I’d done so.

Being curious – and confused – I went to their website.

Annnnnnd – totally sketchy.  I won’t go into detail, suffice it to say it was 1) hard to navigate 2) had to many flashing things and pictures of people on phones to be legit and 3) had no mention of any blog anywhere. 

So, I just let the message sit in my inbox.  Lucky for me.

Today, I saw an article on Social Media Law Student’s blog about this “blogger award scam.” After reading the article there, as well as one by Robert Ambrogi [A 'Top 100' honor I can do without] and another by Kevin O’Keefe over at Lex Blog [NewLawyer.com, Attorney.org and Laws.com one and the same animal], the picture became clear. 

Apparently, this company is just trying to drive traffic to its website.  They don’t actually do anything, much less try to help those who can’t afford it gain access to legal help.  I didn’t link to their sites in this post to avoid doing what they wanted me to do anyway.

Newsflash scammer/creepers: if your website has good – or even entertaining – information, people will come.  People will not like it or humor you if you go around soliciting links to your website.

Anyway, just an fyi to everyone out there so you – who also have fantastic blogs – don’t get suckered in.  Rex over at Social Media Law Student has a “Medal of Awesomeness” to help heal any wounds. 

Keep on keepin’ on fellow bloggers.

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Failure is not an option (unless your professor says so) and other thoughts

November 21, 2009 at 7:16 pm (1L)

We got back our grades on a “memo” we had to write a month or so ago for our Civil Procedure Class.

Let’s just say

1) It’s clear I had no idea what I was doing.

2) Thank goodness there’s a curve.

But, c’est la vie, life goes on, etcetera, etcetera.  The only thing to do now is study.  And not suck on the final.  Okay, so I guess there are only two things to do now.

Yesterday I spent an exciting Friday night in the library.  During the day, I cleaned a bit, met with the study group, and got my old exams for contracts bound.  FedEx made my day.  No more flipping through 183570385 sheets of paper.  Now, they are protected in their little plastic house and coiled together.  I’m finishing my torts and contracts outlines this weekend ::crosses fingers:: so they’ll be going to FedEx on Monday [I hope].  My goal is to have everything done BEFORE I go home for Thanksgiving.  If I don’t, I know I’ll be stressed the entire time I’m home.  Anyway, I got to the library around 3 and was there until 10 when it closed, minus a one hour trip for dinner with the roommate. The funny thing is, being in the library that long isn’t really painful.  I actually kind of enjoy it.  ::gasp:: I wish I understood things better, and I wish finals were just pretend, but I still enjoy what I’m learning.  I think that’s a good sign; we’ll see how I feel in three weeks.  I did notice that amusing things end up in my outline when I’m tired and not paying attention to what I’m typing.  Example: “The offeror is the mustard of his offer.” Not the master, the mustard.  Fun stuff.

Thanksgiving is on THURSDAY.  Oh boy! I have some friends who aren’t going home at all.  Either they feel they have too much work or it’s too far away.  I understand, I’ve been there before.  This year, I need to go home, so I’m going Thursday and Friday.  If I have all my work done, I can take my outlines home with me to look them over while I’m there.  Wednesday all my classes are canceled, so I’ll be that kid, in the library, all day.

1L’s lead very glamorous lives, in case you didn’t know.

A lot of us have been talking about how we can’t believe it’s already going to be Thanksgiving, that stores are already playing Christmas music, and that for better or worse, we’re going to be done with our first semester in less than a month.  Where did all that time go?  ::K raises its hand:: Yes? “I ate it.” Oh, thanks K.

I’ve learned a lot [I think] and I really enjoy the things I’m involved in at school.  I’ve been meaning to write an entry about the fun things I do, lest you think this is all pain.  I know I complain, probably too much, but that’s a function of being a student and being sleepy.

Today, the roommates and I have been working alllll day and we’re waiting until a friend comes over this evening so we can eat yummy food, have a glass or two of wine, and watch The Wire.  There was a time where I enjoyed “going out.” Any by “enjoyed”, I mean I did it because it was okay and on some level I felt like I had to.  Now, I enjoy going to dinner, or lunch, or having a drink with friends while we sit around talking.

If there’s one thing law school has taught me above all others: it’s the little things in life.  Learn to love them.

Sorry for the random disconnected entry.  More amusement to come once my brain is not fried.

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A memo

November 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm (1L)

So, our research and writing class [some schools call it "lawyering" others call it "legal skills" or something like that] has as a final, an assignment to write the “discussion portion of a memo.”

Due to honor code things, I can’t talk about the specific assignment until after the due date and time has passed [tomorrow at 3pm]. 

But, I can say that I don’t like doing it.  All semester, we’ve had one other writing assingment as a completion grade.  Maybe if we’d had a few more, and if I’d had a chance to receive a bit more feedback, I’d feel more comfortable writing this memo that is 77% of our grade in the class.  I’d feel like I had a better clue as to what the heck I’m doing.  As it stands, all I have are some examples to look at, and a due date.

Can you say, “winging it”?

The good thing is it’s only a 1 hr class.  The sad thing is that this is the only class we’ve had that’s made any attempt to develop practical skills and its product will be the only example we have of our writing to give anyone who wants one until May.

::hangs head::

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There’s a Spirit Can Ne’er be told…

November 18, 2009 at 12:33 am (Life, Undergrad) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

At 2:42am on November 18, 1999 in College Station, Texas, the 90th Annual Texas Aggie Bonfire collapsed killing 12 students and injuring 27 others.

There’s a saying at A&M that from the outside looking in, you can’t understand it, and from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.  The truth of that is seen in Aggie Bonfire.  It was not – and is not now, in its current form – about stacking up a bunch of trash [as in 1909] or logs just to watch the burn.  Like most things A&M, it is about camaraderie, spirit, loyalty, and leadership.

In 1999, I was only 12 years old.  My father went to A&M, and I knew about the Aggies and I was vaguely familiar with their traditions.  I remember coming home from school that day, throwing my books down, and going to the kitchen for an afternoon snack.  I saw my mother staring at the television.  I asked her what was wrong.  She said, “bonfire collapsed.”  My mom didn’t go to college – she returned many years later to get her Associate’s degree – but she loves A&M as much as my dad.  I imagine that as a mom, the pain she felt – the thoughts of those parents, of losing a child – was difficult, to say the least.  I remember looking at the television.  It was a sunny day, the shot was from a helicopter.  On the ground, a scattering of logs and emergency services and heaving lifting equipment.  There were people in hardhats, people with flowers.  I knew it was a solemn event, but I didn’t quite understand why.  When you’re twelve years old, an event like the ‘99 collapse is hard to wrap your head around.

I began my studies at A&M in 2005 and I graduated this May, 2009.  Bonfire has continued to be built though it is no longer on campus.  Each year, students go out and dedicate their fall semester to cut, stack, and burn the Fightin’ Texas Aggie Bonfire, to symbolize “two things: a burning desire to beat the team from the University of Texas and an undying flame of love that every loyal Aggie carries in their heart for the school.” I never participated in the building of bonfire myself, but I have a great many friends who did.  I’m confident the Aggie Spirit that built the ‘99 Bonfire lives strong in the Ags who continue the tradition now.

There’s still a lot of debate surrounding the topic of Bonfire.  The last of the litigation was settled in 2008, but the university has been brought in as a third party in another suit, so things aren’t quite finished yet.  Aside from the legal issues, there’s the debate among our family.  There are those who understand the tradition as one of leadership and camaraderie and spirit, who believe that it should be brought back to campus, who believe that the best way to honor those who lost their lives that day doing something they love, is to continue that tradition they loved so dearly.  There are those who believe Bonfire is a big stack of wood that we burn every year, that it’s a dangerous activity that needlessly puts student life at risk, and that it should never be brought back.  I think the truth is somewhere in between.  I imagine this is a debate that occurs after most tragedies, and I think that we, as Aggies, have been able to deal with it better than most, because at the end of the day, an Aggie is an Aggie, and that makes them family.  You might disagree and fight with your family, but that’s a bond that can’t be broken.

In grad school, there have been moments where I’ve tried to “explain” being an Aggie.  I’ve tried to explain the dedication to honor, hard work, service, loyalty, leadership, and spirit.  I’ve tried to explain what it means to be able to walk up to another Ag and have an immediate bond just because of your time in College Station.  I’ve tried to explain how Aggies will drop anything to help each other, that as an Ag you know you’ve got family no matter where you go.  I’ve tried to explain that it’s not about winning – we do that sometimes…sometimes – but about the courage to play at all.  I’ve tried to explain the commitment to others, the understanding that we have been given so much and that there is a need for us to give back.  Sometimes I think I almost succeed.  A lot of the times, I think I sound crazy.  Most of the time, I think I end up somewhere in the middle; I think people understand the idea, even if they don’t understand the why or the how.

I am never more proud to be an Aggie than when we come together to honor one another.  Every year, we remember the 12 of Bonfire.  Every month that it is necessary, we remember the recently lost at Silver Taps.  Every year, we remember all of those who’ve passed and take time “to live over again [our] college days, the victories and defeats won and lost upon the drill field and in the classroom” at Muster.  There’s certainly a spirit that can never be told, and I’ll always be proud to be a Texas Aggie.

I’ll leave you with a series of videos.  The first is a spot about Bonfire on the History Channel’s Modern Marvels, circa 2003.  The second begins with news footage and then moves to the game that started it all – Texas A&M v. Texas.  I don’t think there’s ever been a more touching, more exciting, and more rewarding game of football.  The third is a remembrance video featuring pictures from ‘99 and touching voiceovers of statements made during that time of mourning.  Finally, a video of the Granger Smith song, “We Bleed Maroon.”  Altogether, it’s about 25 minutes of video, but watched from beginning to end, I think you might be able to glimpse the Aggie spirit.  Gig ‘em.

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My day in court, part deux

November 16, 2009 at 10:35 pm (1L, Life)

The third hearing was a “limited objection to a request for substitution of counsel.”

There were three attorneys, we’ll call them A and B [plaintiff's counsel] and C [defendant's counsel].  Plaintiff wanted to substitute B and his law firm for A and his law firm.  C submitted his limited objection, i.e. he didn’t object to the substitution, he just wanted to make a couple of things clear.  First, when the judge was asking why they were there, C said, “I hope it doesn’t take too long.” The judge said, “Well, y’all announced for 15 or 20 minutes so that’s how long it’s going to take.”  Then the judge asked him what his issues were with the substitution, and he said (1) he wanted to make sure that just because counsel was different, that the original counsel would not refuse to turn over relevant documents because they [lawyer and firm] were no longer an agent of the plaintiff and (2) he wants to maintain the right to sanction A if necessary even though they don’t represent the plaintiff anymore.

As to (1), the judge told C that she didn’t really understand why his claim was necessary because A would still have to turn over the things they were originally obligated to turn over.  As to (2) she said she wouldn’t sign an order saying he maintained the right to sanction any more than she would sign one saying he couldn’t do that.  If A had done something worth sanctioning, the fact that they were no longer representing the plaintiff would not matter.  At this point, I have written in the notes I took: “New plaintiff’s lawyer’s statement NOT NECESSARY.” I wrote this because just before the judge finished talking to C, B felt the need to interrupt her and say, “Your honor, look, I just wanted to say that I think it’s ridiculous for us to evenbe here today and I don’t even understand why C is making these objections.  Counsel will clearly oblige all the necessary rules and standards of procedure and conduct.” The judge made a why-are-you-wasting-my-time face.  I hope B noticed.  She kindly said, “B, I understand what you’re saying, and while I tend to agree with you, I also understand why C is here and that he wants to make a point and have this on the record.” They wrapped things up, and all the lawyers left.

I remember B’s little comment at the end there gave me a bad impression of him.  It made him seem like one of those lawyers who just likes to hear his own voice.  His comment wasn’t necessary, it was rude, and it was a bit arrogant.  [I parsed his statement a bit.] I still think the best quality a lawyer can have is the ability to listen.  I think B failed, and I wrote that down as something not to do when I’m in front of a judge.

Anyway, after they all left, the last lawyer was dealt with.  It was the perma-frown lady from the beginning.  Since she hadn’t properly announced her case, she had to wait until everyone was done.  She got lucky in that there was time remaining; if the others had taken until 5pm, she’d have been out of luck.  The judge pointed out again that she needed to learn the local rules, and then she asked what the lawyer’s issue was.  The lawyer explained that she’s not primary counsel on the case and that she was filling in for one of the other lawyers at her firm in Dallas.  She said she was seeking an order of contempt against X.  Apparently, they’d been trying to get information from him and trying to get him to appear at things, and he just wouldn’t communicate with them and wouldn’t show up.  They started trying to make appointments with him back in May and had still been unable to get him to appear.  Somebody [I don't know what their title was] went and called X for the judge.  He came back and told her and the lawyer that X was not present because “he’d failed to schedule it on his calendar.” The judge said since the lawyer had failed to announce her case properly, she wouldn’t do anything that day, and she explained to the lawyer the process she needed to go through and where to go [which I thought was very nice of her to do].  Then the lady thanked the judge and left.

After that, the judge looked up and noticed me and my classmates, all 10 or so of us.  She said, “so, are y’all students…?” We all nodded. “UT…or…?” We said, “We’re 1Ls!” At that point, she got all excited.  ”Oh you’re law students! That’s so cool! Well, do you have any questions? What’d you think?” Then she talked to us for about 30 minutes and entertained our questions about what she does and what the day to day process is like.  She explained that in the first case, things like that are hard because even though she may think the person is making a mistake, if they say they’ve entertained their options and they’ve made up their minds, it’s not up to her to decide for them.  In the second, she said it’s hard with pro-ses because she recognizes they’re at a disadvantage and that things can be difficult for them, but that has to be balanced with her role as a judge; she can’t be their attorney.  She said, “I mean, you do what you can.  That’s why I told [the State's lawyer], ‘You know I’m going to have to continue him right?’” She said it can be frustrating, but that’s the way it is.  I asked her if there are a lot of pro-ses and she said there are because a lot of people just can’t afford lawyers.  On one level, this wasn’t a surprise to me, and on another it was.  I forget that there are a lot of people out there who don’t have access to the kind of help I’m going to school to learn to give.  It’s just a hard thing to wrap my head around.  I can’t imagine trying to wade through all of this stuff on my own.  She said of the third case that things like that take up time, but that she understood that C just wanted to have things on the record to preserve that he’d made the point.  And with the last lawyer, she said that should be a lesson to all of us to learn the local rules before we went anywhere, to call ahead and find out if the judge requested anything specific or had any special rules.

After she explained some other things, we all thanked her and left.  I decided I’m going to be making more trips to the courthouse.  For one thing, my little 1L heart found it all very fascinating.  For another, I think it’s the kind of learning experience I should take advantage of while I can.  As a student, I can go and observe lawyers doing what lawyers do, observe the way they interact with judges, and watch what judges get mad at and what they don’t get mad at.  I’ve heard that one of the main complaints about law students is that though we have J.D.’s, we’re pretty useless as far as any relation with the real-world goes.  I won’t get any “experience” per se, but I think I’ll learn a lot.  It would be worth it just not to be terrified of walking into a courthouse or a courtroom.  I’ll update you on any courthouse adventures I take in the future.

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My day in court, part 1

November 16, 2009 at 10:35 pm (1L, Life)

This entry has been a work in progress since last Thursday, 11/12.  Apologies for its length.  I want to preserve as much as I can about my first trip to a courthouse so in the future I’ll have something to look back on to remind me there was a time I entered and observed with awe.  I have split the entry into two parts just because of length.

I went to a courthouse for the first time today.

Yeah, I went to a courthouse.  FOR THE FIRST TIME.

It was epic.

Of course, that might be due to the fact that I find adventure in everything I do.

You might be wondering to yourself why I went.  Backstory: my civil procedure professor split our class [of about 25] into small groups of 4 or 5 people.  Each week, we are supposed to write a 2 page [double spaced] journal entry on the week’s reading and email it to our group members.  That journal entry is due by class time on Monday.  Then, by 3pm on Thursdays, we have to write a 3 page “response” and again email it to our group members.  The responses can be about anything – the reading, class, what our group members said, etc.  The journals are supposed to focus more on the week’s reading and the issues and questions that we have.  Well, in lieu of giving us that assignment this week and next week, she gave us a different task.  We were to go to a courthouse – it didn’t have to be here, it could have been anywhere else – and listen to a hearing.  Her words were, “Rather than have you write your journals about the reading, I am asking you to go to a civil court and journal about what you see.  You can go to state or federal court; Travis County or any other County–but I want you to watch something in a civil, not criminal, case.  You should stay for at least an hour, or however long it takes to have seen something interesting. ”  So that was my task – go see something cool, and write about it.  About half of my class went on Tuesday, and the rest of us went this afternoon.  Here’s my adventure:

At 1:30, I head downtown.  I get to the courthouse around 1:45, and have to find parking.  Parallel parking and I are arch enemies, and rather than have that fight today, I decided to suck it up and pay the epic parking fee for one of the bank parking garages that was near by.  Once I parked my car, I started walking the two blocks to the courthouse.

Today was absolutely gorgeous – nice and cool, clear skies, crunchy fall leaves on the ground.  Yes, I go out of my way to step on crunchy looking leaves.  I even saw a butterfly gliding along on the breeze.  Then, I approach the courthouse.  I see two signs.  One: “Do not use above entrance.  Doors locked.  Use lower entrance.”  Two: above the two lower entrances with arrows pointing down saying “Enter here.” I figure okay, that’s simple enough.  [The upper entrance was for the fancy wooden double doors that I imagine many important buildings have but don't use.] So, I walk through the entrance….and immediately, all the happiness and chirping birds go away.

My first impression is that it was very dreary.  The entrance leads you about 10 feet forward, and then you have to turn to the left [or to the right if you're coming from the other entrance] where you’re greeted by automatic sliding doors.  After that, the first thing you see is a metal detector.  A lady who I imagine to have been a lawyer, if only because she was wearing a very pretty cream colored suit, put her things on the conveyor belt and made the machine beep as she walked through.  The guard waved her down with his magical detector wand, didn’t find anything interesting, and let her go.  He came back to the conveyor belt and I asked him if I should just put my purse there.  He said yes, and to just walk through the metal detector.  I did, it didn’t beep, and I was free to grab my bag and go.  The only problem – I had no idea where to go or what to do.

That being the case, I just started walking.  Luckily, I couldn’t walk very far.  About 20 feet ahead of me was a wall, so in turning to the right to avoid smashing into it, I saw a sign that said, ”Information.” Breathing a little sigh of relief, I approached the woman behind the desk.  She was on her cell phone having what seemed to be a very entertaining discussion, but she put it down long enough to ask what I needed.  “Can I hel’ you?” – “Hi! I’m a law student, and my civil procedure professor sent me  here…” – “Do you want civil or criminal?” – “Civil” – “Okay, you need to go up to 435 and they’ll help direct you from there.” – “Okay.  I’ve never been here before, how do I get there from here?” – “Elevator or the stairs.  ::picks up cell phone:: Now, what I was sayin’ is…”

Excellent.  Elevator or the stairs.  Really? I’m so glad she told me.  I was totally going to try to spiderman my way up there.  That probaly would have caused a bit of a scene.  I managed to find the elevators, which were near the information desk, and I pushed the button for the fourth floor [luckily most buildings are logically organized].  I got off on the fourth floor and proceeded to look for room 435.  After a couple minutes of looking lost and confused, I managed to find it.  It was the court administrator’s office.  Luckily, when I opened the door, I saw one of my classmates.  A lady was explaining the docket to him and telling him where he could go to see interesting things.  He asked if I just wanted to follow him, and I said that would be a fantastic idea.

On the docket were many many things,  but we went to the 200th to see what we thought would be just a few motions for summary judgment.  We figured it’d be good to see a few different things from different lawyers rather than sit through a hearing that was scheduled for an hour or more.  We got just outside the courtroom and saw the rest of our classmates waiting for the hour long hearing.  My friend and I told them we planned to go to the other courtroom, we talked to them for a bit, and then we left.  And by left, I mean we walked the 15 feet to our courtroom and went inside.

Walking inside was like walking into a church.  Now, you have to appreciate that I’d never been in a courtroom before.  When I say it was like walking into a church, I mean it had the same sort of heavy silence that curches have, the same sense of importance, and formality, regardless of what kind of church it is.  The first thing I noticed was the size.  In my head, all courtrooms look like the wood-paneled Law and Order courtrooms.  Now, I knew that’s not what they all looked like just from watching the local news and random bits of court tv, but that didn’t prevent the epxectation from emerging in my head.  The room that I entered was small.  It was probably about the size of the classroom my civil procedure class is in.  Immediately to the right of the doors were the chairs for the spectators [other lawyers, random people, confused law students, general observers] to sit.  And so, I sat.

We were there a couple minutes before 2 o’clock when things were scheduled to begin.  In addition to my friend and I were the 6 lawyers who were waiting for their various motions to be heard.  Not long after I sat down, the rest of my classmates began filing in.  The courtroom they were waiting for was locked and no one had come to open it, so they figured they’d just come to watch with us.  The expressions on the face of the lawyers were priceless.  The confusion was totally worth it.

While we were waiting for things to begin, I started to look around the room.  First, I looked at the lawyers.  One of the ladies there had a bit of a perma-frown, which I thought was sad.  I’m sure she was a very pleasant person, but she didn’t quite give that impression.  She looked young too, in her 30s or so and she was very pretty, with dark brown hair and a crisp navy blue pant suit.  The other lady there looked a bit younger and was a bit more awkward once she was allowed to speak.  I got the impression that she was new.  Three of the men that were there introduced themselves to one another and then sat in silence; they were on opposite sides.  The last man was sitting in a chair off to the side; he was representing the State of Texas against various parties in several motions for summary judgment.  There was nothing particularly remarkable about the way any of them were dressed, which I imagine is a good thing.  The tally was 2 navy blue pantsuits, one black skirt-suit [on the new lawyer], one gray suit, one gray suit that had a faint black tweed-looking pattern on it, and one blue blazer with khaki pants.  [In case anyone was wondering what real live lawyers wear.]

After that, I took notice of the room.  The walls were a creamy-beige color, and the walls were covered in fabric, the way walls are covered to make them absorb sound.  There were 12 chairs for a jury, and I had all the accompanying profound thoughts about juries, and their importance, and how cool it was that actual jurors had sat there before and made decisions [okay, it's sort of cool when you're a law student].  I did look at the chairs and wonder if they were comfortable to sit in for an extended period of time.  They looked soft enough, but I wasn’t sure.  There were a couple maps on the walls, one of Texas, one of the colony of Austin.  To the right side of the judge’s bench [that's what they're called right?] was a giant color-coded calendar.  I think what I found the most remarkable was how simple a room it was, and yet how important.

All of this happened in about 3 minutes.  At two, a man came in and spoke with the lawyers, asking them what their names were, confirming what they were there for, and asking about how long they would need.  Once he’d done that, he left.  A minute after that, the judge entered.  Again, in my head – though I know it’s not true – when I picture judges, I picture crabby looking old men.  I know there are all different kinds of judges, male and female, but I tend to picture the ones in our casebooks [who somehow all take pictures looking very crabby].  The judge I saw today looked nothing like that.  She was a pretty lady with really long blonde hair.  She looked young too, and my guess would again be in the 30s.  She proceeded to go through the cases she had before her, to check that the lawyers and parties were all there.  At the end, she asked if anyone’s name had not been called.

The perma-frown lady stood up.

Judge: “And you are?”

Atty: “[name I can't remember].  I’m here for [company I can't remember].”

J: “Is this your motion for contempt? Did you announce your case?”

A:   ::blink blink::

J: “I don’t have that you announced your case.”

A:   ::more blinking and staring::  “Uh…”

J: “You’re not from here are you? Hm.  Okay, well the first suggestion I have is, if you’re going to practice in someone else’s court, you might want to read the local rules.”

I couldn’t help a chuckle.  A soft one, but still.  Travis County [where Austin is located] uses what they call a “central docket” system.  I’d never heard of it before, and I’m not sure if they use it anywhere else outside of Texas.  As far as I know, Travis is the only county that does this.  What happens is that you sign up for a hearing, and it’s put on the docket, and assigned to a judge.  Essentially, they round up all the cases, divy them out based on which judge is free, and send the lawyers off accordingly to the different courts.  Everywhere else, they assign the case to a specific judge, and that judge here’s the whole thing all the way from beginning to end.  The central docket system is much more time efficient and people are able to get their cases and motions heard more quickly, but since we’re the only ones who do this, lawyers from out of town tend to think of it as a pain or as something that throws them off.  To each his own, I suppose.

Anyway, once the new lawyer’s mistake was out of the way, thejudge began with the proceedings.

The first was a lawyer whose client was seeking authorization for a lump sum payment of a structured settlement.  At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what was going on.  They just stood in front of the judge, and the lawyer quietly asked her to to state her name for the record.  He then asked her a bunch of questions that they’d clearly rehearsed, the answers to which were all “yes.” The story that was heard through the questions is that she’s a single 28-year-old mom with a 7 year old child, she has a college degree, is currently unemployed, and is looking to change careers and get a teaching certificate to find work and better care for herself and her child.  She needed the lump payment to pay bills, student loans, and the mortgage.  The judge was hesitant to sign off on the order because the “discount rate” [I'm still not sure what that means] was very high and the mom could get a better deal by shopping around.  In the end, this mom was giving up $75,000 over three years to have $22,000 now.  The judge asked if the mom was sure she wanted to do this, “because once I sign off on this order, it’s done.  You can’t come back to me later saying, ‘Oh no judge, I found a better deal somewhere else.’ Do you understand?” The mom responded that she was “under a bit of a time crunch as far as money is concerned” because her house was facing foreclosure and she needed to make these payments immediately.  The judge just shook her head, signed the order, said she thought the mom was making a big mistake, and wished her luck.  Watching that scene was a bit sad.  It made me wonder how many other people are in similar positions, making decisions they might not otherwise make because they’re ressed for time or money or both,because they’re unemployed, because they have family to feed.

The next hearing was the lawyer for the state and his motions for summary judgment.  There were three of them.  Two were uncontested and the judge signed off on them.  The third was in the case of a pro-se [self-representing] defendant.  The defendant [we'll call him Mr. H] was about 15 minutes late.  He walked in the door right after the lawyer finished telling the judge that he’d received no response from Mr. H.  After Mr. H walked in, the judge asked the lawyer if Mr. H was the defendant.  The lawyer looked confused, and said he supposed so but wasn’t sure.  The judge asked if the lawyer had ever seen Mr. H before and the lawyer replied that he didn’t think so, but that he might have spoken on the phone with Mr. H once.  Maybe.  The whole exchange was a bit awkward.  After that, the judge asked whether Mr. H had a response [he didn't].  She was mostly going through the motions, because before Mr. H arrived she told the lawyer, “I mean, you know I’m going to have to continue this right?”  That is, she was going to have to grant Mr. H a continuance to get his act together.  Mr. H told the judge that he had filed a response earlier, and that he thought he didn’t have to again, and that his understanding was that he just had to show up.

Judge: “Well Mr. H, your understanding is wrong.  I understand that you are representing yourself and that can be difficult, however, you are held to the same standard that [the lawyer for the state] and myself, and everyone in this room is held to.  Now, it can be hard because you’re not a lawyer, and nobody taught you these rules.  But, I highly suggest that you either learn them or get a lawyer.  Now, Mr. H, do you want time to file a response, or do you want me to go ahead and make a judgment?”

Mr. H: ::blink blink:: “Well, I’m not sure.  I mean, I guess you could go ahead and…”

J: “Do you want time to file a response or do you want me to make a judgment? It’s a simple question, Mr. H.”

H: “Well, if you want me to file a response, I’ll file a response.”

J: “I am not telling you to file a response.  I am not asking you to do anything.  I am just telling you that you need to make a decision.  I am not your lawyer, and I cannot give you advice, but there are certain rules and procedures that you need to learn and understand otherwise things will be very difficult for you.  A summary judgment is a procedure where the judge is asked to make a decision on the case based on the written evidence presented before him or her.  This is not a hearing, and I cannot take anything you tell me right now into consideration.  On top of that, you haven’t given me any written evidence.  SO, with that being said, do you want time to file a response?”

H: “Okay, so what you’re saying is, if I don’t do this, then…”

J: “Mr. H, what I’m saying is you either file a response or you lose.”

H: “Well, if that’s the case then I guess I need to file a response.”

J: “I guess you do.”

The judge was getting frustrated with Mr. H, but I don’t really blame her.  He was representing himself, so she wanted to help him have a fair shot, but at the same time she’s a judge and not his lawyer, so she can only do so much.  Luckily, he got the point.  As soon as things were over, the lawyer left, and Mr. H went to sit back down in the chairs were me and my classmates were sitting.  After a couple minutes, the judge noticed he was still there and informed him that he could stay if he wanted, otherwise he was welcome to leave.  He looked surprised, said thank you, and left.  I couldn’t help but look after him as he walked out and feel a bit sad.  I imagine that he’d been nervous and confused and overwhelmed.  I wondered why, with so many lawyers in the country, it’s so hard for people who need us to get to us.

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A different look at law school life

November 13, 2009 at 8:00 am (Blog, Law School)

This is an entry I wrote back in July of this year [2009].  It is just now being posted because I wanted to seek the author’s permission before drawing attention to her blog.  She gave the nod of approval, so I’m posting this for y’all to see.  I think it’s important to have a balanced view of what law school can be like, and this is part of my attempt to do that.  Cheers.

There are many blogs I love and enjoy reading; there are so many that Google Reader – thought designed to simplify – is becoming a bit cumbersome.  I link to many of those that I read on the right side of my page to spread the love and help my readers find some that they too will enjoy.

I’ve never “featured” a blog on my page, aside from the shout outs and links to a few, but I thought that since this is something unique (at least in the blogs that I have come across), it deserves a mention.

Somebody shake me, please is an anonymous blog buy a soon-to-be 2L.  She begins her first entry by stating, “Not a single person I know in real life will know about this blog.”  Her entries reflect that.  I was compelled to read every single one of them; the entries reflect the drama many of us go through and few of us write about.  The archives aren’t long – they date back to July 28, 2008 – so it isn’t a difficult task to read through them all.  I’d actually forgotten about it for a while because she didn’t post for a couple of weeks.  Today, she wrote a post reflecting on the past year, and I thought I should tell others about her story.

Many of the law school blogs out there are in the same sarcasm-lined, school-sucks-but-not-really vein.  Many of us gripe about our trials and tribulations, but keep a stiff upper lip for the most part.  Most of us use wit and sarcasm as coping mechanisms to veil any real or raw emotions.  Not the author of SSMP.

Her entries read like a good diary, one you find left on a bench somewhere and can’t put down after picking it up.  The beginning documents the joy, excitement, anticipation, and angst many of us face before beginning the much-feared 1L year.  The story starts with her apartment hunt – and at this point I can pretty well relate – then moves on to the move, being in a law school section, and dealing with the classmates, the classes, and the coursework.  There’s also the saga of her love-life and the bumps along the way.  And then – there’s a shift.  She writes completely openly and unabashedly how “law school really does a number on one’s confidence,” about feeling less than adequate academically and socially, and about how aside from being difficult in and of itself, law school can cause one’s life to start splitting at the seams.

This isn’t intended to be all doom and gloom – and I’m sure neither is her blog – but I thought it would be important to share because it is something many of us – especially the 0Ls out there – hear stories of but are never privy to.  Even Turow’s One L – which I know many of us read within 2 days of being accepted – has been edited for mass public consumption.  SSMP is raw, like a real diary, and just left outside for passersby to pick up and leave at their leisure.

I started this blog as a way to help out the Pre-L/0Ls out there and to help lift the veil of mystery on the hallowed halls of law school.  I think that providing a balanced view of what this whole adventure is like is an important part of that.  In spite of the Great Anonymity Debate, I think anonymous blogs can be important because it allows people to share things like this with us.  I’m a firm believer of knowing what you’re getting yourself into [look before you leap, etc], and blogs like SSMP, again, are a part of that.

If you’re considering law school, are in law school, or like good true stories, you should definitely check out this author’s blog.  It’s a reminder not all of us have such semi-charmed lives.  It definitely reminds me how lucky I am to even have my omgigotintoUTlaw post.

Grateful for the reality check,

Mariel

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ANTC 5

November 12, 2009 at 8:41 am (ATNC)

Last night I had my first law-school related dream in a while.  These are the kinds of things law school does to your brain:

 

“UT Law has decided to move to another facility while the law school undergoes some renovation.  Your Civil Procedure professor has been told she must move all of her things to a new office.  Now, your professor has been in her current office for a very long time and has many items – books, bookshelves, her personal desk [because she didn't like the standard one], some paintings – that she will need moved.  She hires some movers to pick up her things and take them to the new facility.  She goes to the new place and the movers arrive with her things.  This moving company asks for payment on delivery and she pays them happily after seeing that her things have been delivered safely.  She is about to stick her key in the door of her new office when she sees a note taped to the door stating that the agreement with UT Law to use the facility has fallen through, the locks on the offices have been changed, and the facilities are not to be used.  So, the professor is left sadly standing outside her one and future office with all of her belongings.  She has already paid the moving company, and will have to hire them – or someone else – again to take her things to wherever her office is now.  What, if anything, would she be able to recover?”

That’s right.

Apparently, I’ve started dreaming in HYPOS.

Let’s take a moment while I BANG MY HEAD ON MY DESK.

Only 2 weeks until Thanksgiving.  Then it’s time for finals.  I’m sure that will bring about some amusing nightmares.  Cheers.

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